'No, sir. You couldn't drag me away.'

I am writing this post from the Mac lab at school.

Until my new computer and I are blissfully united, I have to watch season 4 of the Office at the place I spent the last 4.5 years trying to escape. Once again, cruel irony, haven't you done enough?

NSU is the only place to access the Internet after 5 p.m., except for McDonald's free wi-fi -- which contributes to its status as the "nicest place in town," according to a classmate of mine.

I guess I should say a person formerly known as Classmate.