Monday, December 19, 2011

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

It is strictly my opinion, but drive-through windows would be the worst addition they could offer their customers. People already have trouble making decisions when they are standing in front of the veggie and sauce counter as if any of the offerings have changed since the beginning of time.

"Oh my sweet Lord. Why didn't you warn me that I would get blindsided with all of these choices? All of these unfamiliar and wonderful items? How can you trust any one person to make the right decisions? If only I could phone a friend other than the one already on the line, which is evidence that I think I am a much better multitasker than is true."

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