What could have been

I almost wrote this post from the toilet. Put that in your mental spin cycle.

The old ball and chain

Before you sits the first object I've ever had that has ever forced me into debt. If you squint, you can see her through the front window.

Oh, and the car is ours, too.

If it ain't broke...

I haven't logged onto this thing in almost a year, but the Web site operates exactly the same way.

Maybe this means everything works perfectly, so they don't need to change anything. Or it means they acted like any good little media outlet and fired everyone who does any real work.

Babel away

Since I don't write much on my blog anymore, one my favorite things to do lately is surf the Internet through Yahoo! Babel Fish and read Web sites in Spanish. Especially my newspaper's Web site. Mucho awesome.

Up, up and away

I made it back from Wewoka Lake safely. Amy, however, did not.

The 45 mph gusts carried her to Oz during the trip. It'll get you, my pretty.

In all seriousness, the wind did annihilate the support loops -- held down by tent stakes -- pinning the canopy to the ground.

Throw me a rope or something

So I was a doing a story on government funding delaying a road improvement project in our area. Yeah, my head hurts, too.

Charlie Chaplin died of natural causes

I thought that was a tidbit not many would know. I may be wrong.