I remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year

If you can determine what happened to 2011, let me know. Just an initial guess, but I think it sprung a time leak somewhere.

I was just in D.C. a couple of months ago, right? Or maybe 12. Hard to tell with the faulty timekeeping of 2011 counting the days.

What about all of the other places I parked on that mad-dash road trip of the subsequent days? Are they also the full arm's length of a year away? Lies.

Assuming there is some truth to that, however, a much more important question arises. Why the hell am I still in this car a year later?