I am the rain king

Signs your marriage is working:

Amy: (Laughs as she passes me in the hall and sees the top of my shirt soaked) Shower spray you when you were getting Lily's bath ready?

Me: Yeah.

Amy: I heard you cuss it out. And you know what? I saw that little thing on the faucet pulled up. But you were the last one in there, and you've done that before and it's gotten me. So I thought, "He needs a dose of his own medicine." So I didn't say anything.

Me: Good one. But just so you know, the candy store is now closed for the night.

Amy: I'll live.