Define this, Webster

And I don't mean Emmanuel Lewis.

I was writing one of my stories today when I accidentally created a variation of a common word, which I plan to use often during my moments of road rage.

Slumni.

Yes, like alumi pertain to a group of people who a school, university or prison in common, slumni are people who also have stupidity in common.

So whether you are not paying attention or have guest spot on Chris Hansen's "How to Catch a Predator" series, you are truly a slumni of stupidity.