'I am both an early bird and a night owl'

"So I am wise, and I have worms." -Michael Scott, The Office

Amy starts her new job tomorrow at 7 a.m. She will work this shift for a couple of weeks while she is training.

In marriagese, this roughly translates into early mornings after working the night shift for me. Maybe I'll start working out.

Yeah, you're right. That doesn't sound like me.