Life is always hard for the belle of the boulevard

It must be really difficult to be popular, according to my eavesdropping on one side of others' cell phone conversations. The more names the caller uses, the bigger their problems with those people seem to be. To them at least. I kind of find most of these problems to be hilarious.

Neutrogena must be making a killing, because it appears that half of the people around are two-faced if these callers are correct.