I'm sorry, did I wake you?

In less than a month, there has already been a tragedy involving another man named Heath.

This Heath works for the brand spanking new sheriff, and he is going to love his new job. From now on, no sheriff's office employee is allowed to talk to, make eye contact or walk on the same street as members of the media. All requests must come through him.

This includes our multi-daily check-up calls, which can range anywhere from 6 a.m. to about 11 p.m., in addition to the situation calls that occur at anytime of the day when we something on the scanner.

Luckily, all of us who will ever POSSIBLY need to contact him have his cell number on speed dial.

This should be fun.