Mr. Cellophane must have been my name this semester

I was just reviewing the list of names that we are printing in the paper as having made it on the fall 2007 President's List -- students with 4.0 GPAs for the semester -- at the school from which I just graduated.

I believe there has been an oversight, dear sirs and madams. I made a 4.-freaking-0 and got no props. Whadup wit dat?