O, there's no place like home for the holidays

Amy and I began our holiday trek today. The first stop on our holiday family tour was Shreveport, where a massive family fight broke out within an hour -- and centered around petty reasons.

We are having breakfast at 11 a.m. tomorrow -- which Amy calls brunch -- to resolve things. For now, we're going to watch The Office season 1 at my grandparents' house.