Call me irresponsible

Some days, you just want to be the guy in the sombrero wearing Lance Armstrong sunglasses and a track suit while bicycling down the road towing a Radio Flyer red wagon full of cheap Persian-esque rugs. At least people will want to take your picture, which of course will not turn out because it was shot by an amateur with an iPhone through the window of a moving vehicle.

Hey, come on. Would you have stopped? Who knows what else that guy was carrying? There was room for a rabid cat army underneath those rugs, and he seemed just the man to command them.