Electric girls with worn out toys

Don't make any sudden movements. We might scare away the ability to post from my phone. And not a moment too soon.

I needed an activity on my phone. Sitting here donating blood. I just needed a chair. Not some lonely middle aged woman wanting to see my eyes and talk about my dad and his matching eyes and his relationship status and how hard it is to find a good man around here.

Why did I volunteer for the double?