200 bucks to pass Go, but oh life's taking its toll

In deciphering the true meaning behind the 1-in-4-wins odds promoted by this year's McDonald's Monopoly game, one must follow the asterisk (or whatever symbol they are using). One in four game pieces wins, which translates to one in four purchases basicall because each game piece has two game stamps.

Yet, they neglect to tell you that one in four items you order that are supposed to have game pieces actually come with said game pieces. God help me, though, I love to play. I'm just glad it come on the oatmeal, because though not the healthiest thing in the world it still is a better option than day to day Big Macs.