Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Maybe we're the same, but either way I can't breathe

How do you wake up with the inside part of your face under attack out of nowhere? I don't have allergy problems. My sinuses never bother me. And is it coincidence that two out of the seven people in my office are at home with the same complaint today? Probably not. And it is not even that bad. It's not like being bruised or bleeding. That sucks. This is just a result of the toxic mold in the office.

In any case, my dad is convinced now that I will not survive the zombie apocalypse. Apparently succumbing to this head leakage is an indication of the lack of immunity necessary to repel the zombification virus.

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