Conspiracy theory

Me: Yeah, they're flying us into Love Field instead of DFW.

Buddy of mine: That's cool. Are you getting a rental car from there?

Me: Yeah. I requested a convertible. We'll see if they come through on that.

Buddy: Just watch out. Landing at Love Field and taking a convertible from there didn't work out well for JFK.

Me: Good point. Chevy Aveo it is.