You can take my time; you can waste my time

I would almost rather have my identity stolen than deal with some of this online security.

Why don't they just put readers on all electronic devices that require a drop of blood from your fingertip every time you want to log on? That would be less painful than 48 pages of asinine questions that you have forgotten the answers to. Or at least the format.

Who was my third best friend in high school? Are you looking for a last name?

Did I spell out my dog's half-birthday or was it all digits? Were there backslashes? Hyphens? Did I use the four digit year or just two?

How much sodium content do I like in chicken noodle soup? What if I am now eating low sodium and have no can in the cupboard to use for reference?

My favorite water sport used to be wakeboarding, but now I really like polo. So it really depends when this question was posed to me. How long have I been an account holder here? Because that would help me narrow it down.