I've got the company car. I'm the one swinging at two below par.

One phrase immediately jumped out of the email: "more of a fun meeting." Like a mild waterboarding or a tolerable electrocution.

We have a word for fun meetings. Party. Is this a party? Because I'll bring my hat and Monopoly. Just don't mislead me, because I drove two hours to be here and now I'm the only one wearing board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.