I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war. If you can tell me something worth fighting for.

Apparently it's a requirement to have a firearm of some sort in this state. Yikes. It's the third question people ask you here.

What's your name?
Are you related to (blank)?
What kind of gun do you carry?

I guess I could lie about the third one just like the other two. It's just more fun that way.