A good day to be sarcastic

Because there are just so many bad days for it.

Some people, however, don't appreciate it as much. Especially guys from Natchitoches, La. who are 20 texts deep into a conversation before they realize that I am not the chick they thought they were flirting with when they sent their initial message to the wrong number.

But at least I got to laugh so hard I peed a little. Again, sweet sarcasm. Or is it?