What line?

OK, I might have crossed over into impropriety and gone a little far on the last post. "Kelli" apparently agrees with me.

I was just tired of opening the Yahoo home page and seeing gifts I bought my mom for Mother's Day showing up on the "Worst Gifts" lists.

Come on! She asked for new dishwashing gloves. Give me a break.

I thought about asking my Pop what Mom wanted, and that's when this thought hit me.

You know how sometimes people -- particularly spouses -- tell you what to get for someone for a birthday or special event, and then it turns out to be what the teller really wanted rather than the recipient?

So I thought what would I tell my children to get their mom for Mother's Day if it was something I actually wanted. Assuming they can't afford a new HDTV, I would go straight for the lingerie.