Crap or Crap 2: Could It Get Any Worse

Speaking of movies (see last post or, if your new, please read all posts), could it be a worse time for going to the theater.

If you consider yourself one of the smart people, you'll shutter at the sight of marquis across the nation. Never back down from resisting your temptation to give to the leatherheads of Hollywood who charge 21 dollars per ticket for their lazy cinema. Take this time to go next door and meet the Browns -- or whatever your neighbors' last name is -- or take your kids to the video store to rent a classic, even if they think black and white movies were made for audiences in 10,000 B.C.

Blerg!