When I get to the bottom I go back to the top

We were discussing the four temperaments and corresponding personality types today at the office -- a conversation ironically sprung from the Office personality quiz.

When I got back to work and finished my writing, I took an online temperament quiz. I was sanguine. This seemed a little strange because I'm not that happy.

I took another. I was choleric. That I could get on board with.

The third test had particular scores with each type. I was one-point higher choleric and equal parts sanguine and melancholic.

Finally, I found a test that measured dominant and secondary traits. I took it, and found that I am a phlegmatic sanguine.

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