Two plus two is chicken!

So, I'm doing a story about eating healthy on a budget.

It seemed like a good idea to go to a grocery store and ask people how they save money, but apparently everyone in Alexandria is being pursued by the FBI -- or the FDA in this case.

"Can I have your name?"

"Are you going to use it?"

"No, lady, I am just here wasting my time. Why, is Rachel Ray out to get you?"