This post sponsored in part by my dad

Dad: That I-49 is the longest road in the world.

Me: Yeah, I actually believe there is some time-space continuum thing working that allows people to get somewhere in an hour, but it makes their body think it has been two or more hours.

Dad: And there are a lot of accidents on that road.

Me: People just fall asleep and fly off the road.

Dad: Yeah, people die and then wreck. Their souls just leave their bodies behind the wheel at 70 mph.