They're neck-and-neck at the wire

This is the last week for many things.

The last week I can put off my epidemiology case study.

The last week I have buy a scantron.

The last week I have to respect a teacher just becuase they are older -- and not because they are correct.

And finally, the last week I have to keep up my straight As this semester so that I have a shot at summa cum laude.

After all, if you have to attend a small state school, you might as well go out as the best -- except for all of the English nerds with 4.0s. Put down the Poe and go outside.